A Grumpy Curmudgeon Thanksgiving

Grumpy Curmudgeon

This is one of the few holiday’s that Curmudgeons like to celebrate. It’s not everyday that you get to pig out (or should I say turkey out?) and also when it’s over have months of material to complain about. Here’s the top four reasons Curmudgeons find Thanksgiving tolerable.

1. Lot’s of food and some down right terrible from people that don’t know how to cook. This will be sure to keep you grumpy at least through the New Year if not longer.

2. Plenty of Naps because your body has to digest all that food. Also a good excuse not to socialize with anyone.

3. You get to meet those awful relatives that you only see twice a year. One down and one to go. Make sure to pay attention to what they say because you can use that material later on.

4. It’s also a day without exercise which is always good. Not that Curmudgeons exercise anyway but at least on Thanksgiving it’s not talked about.

Turkey day only comes once a year so make sure you are as grumpy as possible.

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