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		<title>Toilet Paper &#8211; Yet Again!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 10:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is really getting ridiculous! You think I want to talk about toilet paper all the time? This is, what&#8230;fun? Of course it isn&#8217;t! But toilet paper is an example of the world going to hell in a handbasket, by gum! The latest fiasco is that you can&#8217;t buy colored toilet paper anymore! Why? Because [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=200&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bah Humbug Holiday Season for Curmudgeons</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 19:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I see that we haven&#8217;t posted in awhile but when you are as grumpy as us we save it up for one monster post. There are so many things to discuss that it&#8217;s hard to pick just a few. First off has to be the lack of trained help in any store that you go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=195&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Toilet Paper Disaster Solved!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 06:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Master Grump</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Charmin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[declining standard of living]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many people know, we&#8217;ve been focusing national attention on the great toilet paper problem. Not long ago, we discovered through careful analysis that Northern toilet paper was going right down the damn toilet! What used to be the thickest paper, with more sheets and extra big rolls has turned to crap. That&#8217;s right, I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=187&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We Need to Fix This Word!</title>
		<link>http://license2grump.wordpress.com/2010/01/10/we-need-to-fix-this-word/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 06:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of the words in the English language are fairly okay. There are a lot of ridiculous spellings, and nobody really knows how a lot of words ended up the way they are. But consider the word &#8220;language.&#8221; Note that after the &#8220;lan&#8221; comes the &#8220;guage.&#8221; And we say &#8220;gwidge.&#8221; So we have &#8220;lang-gwidge.&#8221; Right? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=165&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Warning to All Bossy People</title>
		<link>http://license2grump.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/a-warning-to-all-bossy-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ibdesignsusa</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bossy people]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It sure is a good thing that I have a Curmudgeon license today and I plan on using it full force. Today&#8217;s rant is for all the bossy people out there where if you give an inch they take a mile.  All of you know the type.  It&#8217;s like a disease with these bossy people [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=158&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>NOT Freezing My Butt Off!</title>
		<link>http://license2grump.wordpress.com/2009/12/28/not-freezing-my-butt-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Master Grump</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I swear, there are so many things going wrong all the time, there&#8217;s just not enough time to complain about all of them. I do my best (somebody&#8217;s gotta do it), but so many problems&#8230;so little time! On the other hand, we all know that back in the OLD days, EVERYthing was better! So once [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=148&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, I got you a Christmas Present!</title>
		<link>http://license2grump.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/got-you-a-christmas-present/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Master Grump</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess what! I just got you a Christmas present! But&#8230;you don&#8217;t even know me, you say? Hey, that&#8217;s okay&#8230;I got you one anyway. Why? Because you&#8217;re you! I was gonna just give a dollar to some charity in your name and give you a cheap card letting you know, but this is a lot better! [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=131&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ocean Spray Cranberry Company to the Rescue</title>
		<link>http://license2grump.wordpress.com/2009/12/18/ocean-spray-responds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Master Grump</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day, we discussed the compelling evidence that the world supply of cranberry sauce is in serious jeopardy. Our assumption was that with less sauce available, canning companies had to make it that much more difficult to get the stuff out of cans. Our thinking was that by making it a problem, people everywhere [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=122&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Worldwide Problems with Cranberry Sauce</title>
		<link>http://license2grump.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/problems-with-cranberry-sauce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Master Grump</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed how as soon as the human race figures out the best solution to something, some idiot comes along with &#8220;a better idea?&#8221; Think about Coca-Cola, a perfect soft drink. Then some idiot decided to make it better. And the company almost went broke. Now we have to put up with Coke [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=79&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Sure &#8211; Christmas Again!</title>
		<link>http://license2grump.wordpress.com/2009/12/06/oh-sure-christmas-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Master Grump</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day of Christmas my neighbors gave to me&#8230;.. A lotta aggravation, too many damn lights, and a traffic jam at the end of my own damn driveway! Doesn&#8217;t Christmas look more and more like a cheap hooker these days? Paying too much money for fake love that doesn&#8217;t last? What&#8217;s THAT all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=license2grump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9028438&amp;post=89&amp;subd=license2grump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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